seriousjones:

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

larryrickardfan:

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

This is the most accurate post I have ever seen

terrakion:

i hope he finds his berries

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person